“That winter I took Nadine skiing. There was a terrible accident. Nadine shattered her right hand.”

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reblogged this ages ago

still gpoy

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This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

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jthenr-comics-vault:

Chinese Batman & Superman Matchbook Labels 

jthenr-comics-vault:

Chinese Batman & Superman Matchbook Labels 

Elementary School: Here's a basic understanding of history and how the world works.
High School: Actually, that's not quite right. Everything is actually a whole lot more complicated than that.
College: EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRRROOONNNNGGGG
History Channel: Aliens.

You are in charge of the spiritual and emotional development, discipline and scary injuries. I kill spiders, mark their heights on the door frames and supply car snacks. You walk out now and the whole system falls apart!

Hal to Lois, Malcolm in The Middle (6.8)